Lola: iho, tulungan mo ko. Isa akong prinsesa, ako’y isinumpa. Kung ako’y iyong gagasahain, babalik ako sa dati kong anyo at tuluyan ng mapuputol ang sumpa. 

(makaraan ang ilang saglit) 

Binata: Yan tapos na. Bakit hindi ka pa din nagpapalit ng anyo? 

Lola: ilang taon ka na iho? 

Binata: 23 po. 

Lola: Yang tanda mong yan, naniniwala ka pa sa Fairytales?!
#joke

Lola: iho, tulungan mo ko. Isa akong prinsesa, ako’y isinumpa. Kung ako’y iyong gagasahain, babalik ako sa dati kong anyo at tuluyan ng mapuputol ang sumpa.

(makaraan ang ilang saglit)

Binata: Yan tapos na. Bakit hindi ka pa din nagpapalit ng anyo?

Lola: ilang taon ka na iho?

Binata: 23 po.

Lola: Yang tanda mong yan, naniniwala ka pa sa Fairytales?!

#joke

Jecko is in deep shit. Oops. Rather, he is out of shit. For more than 3 days already, he had been suffering from constipation. And within a day, he is required to surrender at least 10 clumps of precious droppings. Ever since the demand for Kapeng Alamid has drastically increased, the coffee company forced all professional civets to ensure a constant supply of the precious coffee beans, otherwise heads are going to roll. Jecko hasn’t even produced a single clump, and it’s driving him mad and worried. Was it the stale beans he ate yesterday? Uh oh, Jecko is desperate. What should he do? #artph #art #illustration #drawing #doodle #sketch #sketchbook #pencil #coffee #monologue

Jecko is in deep shit. Oops. Rather, he is out of shit. For more than 3 days already, he had been suffering from constipation. And within a day, he is required to surrender at least 10 clumps of precious droppings. Ever since the demand for Kapeng Alamid has drastically increased, the coffee company forced all professional civets to ensure a constant supply of the precious coffee beans, otherwise heads are going to roll. Jecko hasn’t even produced a single clump, and it’s driving him mad and worried. Was it the stale beans he ate yesterday? Uh oh, Jecko is desperate. What should he do? #artph #art #illustration #drawing #doodle #sketch #sketchbook #pencil #coffee #monologue

Ma’am: “Hoy Diamond! Bakit wala nang toothpick dito eh kakabili ko lang kanina sa grocery ah?” Sagot ni Diamond, ”Eh, di ko po alam Ma’am, pero kapag ako po gumagamit niyan, sinasauli ko po!” True story. ( “Hey Diamond! Why aren’t there any toothpicks left when I just bought from the grocery?” Diamond answered “Eh, I don’t know Ma’am, but whenever I use them, I put them back.”) #artph #art #illustration #drawing #sketch #sketchbook #pencil #story #monologue

Ma’am: “Hoy Diamond! Bakit wala nang toothpick dito eh kakabili ko lang kanina sa grocery ah?” Sagot ni Diamond, ”Eh, di ko po alam Ma’am, pero kapag ako po gumagamit niyan, sinasauli ko po!” True story. ( “Hey Diamond! Why aren’t there any toothpicks left when I just bought from the grocery?” Diamond answered “Eh, I don’t know Ma’am, but whenever I use them, I put them back.”) #artph #art #illustration #drawing #sketch #sketchbook #pencil #story #monologue